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The Shortest Horror Story Ever

ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

mad-angel-with-a-box:

frequency-radio:

supersonicbionic:

 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

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Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

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#How fandoms ruin hipster posts

You spelled ‘make them better’ wrong.

(Source: lmaogtfo)

themagentacolor:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

nialldapimphoran:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

My old laptop died, but I got a new one!
I thought you might like to see the photos from the funeral and baby shower.

I go to bed, I come back to 215 notes on this bloody thing.
How do 215 of you find me posing stupidly with laptops worth liking or reblogging?
This website is ridiculous.

You now have 1205 notes, is this website still ridiculous?

Even more so.

Was the funeral sad?
themagentacolor:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

nialldapimphoran:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

My old laptop died, but I got a new one!
I thought you might like to see the photos from the funeral and baby shower.

I go to bed, I come back to 215 notes on this bloody thing.
How do 215 of you find me posing stupidly with laptops worth liking or reblogging?
This website is ridiculous.

You now have 1205 notes, is this website still ridiculous?

Even more so.

Was the funeral sad?

themagentacolor:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

nialldapimphoran:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

My old laptop died, but I got a new one!

I thought you might like to see the photos from the funeral and baby shower.

I go to bed, I come back to 215 notes on this bloody thing.

How do 215 of you find me posing stupidly with laptops worth liking or reblogging?

This website is ridiculous.

You now have 1205 notes, is this website still ridiculous?

Even more so.

Was the funeral sad?

There’s a margin for error but I’m pretty sure there’s a 747 leaving Heathrow tomorrow at six thirty in the evening for Baltimore. Apparently it’s going to save the world. Not sure how that can be true, but give me a moment, I’ve only been on the case for eight seconds. Oh, come on. It’s not code. These are seat allocations on a passenger jet. Look - there’s no letter ‘I’ because it can be mistaken for a ‘1’; no letters past ‘K’ – the width of the plane is the limit. The numbers always appear randomly and not in sequence, but the letters have little runs of sequence all over the place: families and couples sitting together. Only a Jumbo is wide enough to need the letter ‘K’ or rows past fifty-five, which is why there’s always an upstairs. There’s a row thirteen, which eliminates the more superstitious airlines. Then there’s the style of the flight number – zero zero seven – that eliminates a few more; and assuming a British point of origin, which would be logical considering the original source of the information, and assuming from the increased pressure on you lately that the crisis is imminent, the only flight that matches all the criteria and departs within the week is the six thirty to Baltimore tomorrow evening from Heathrow Airport.

Fun trivia tidbit. The above, my favorite Sherlock deduction, consists of 225 scripted words delivered by Benedict Cumberbatch in under a minute: 48 seconds, to be precise (1:07:16 - 1:08:04). That includes, BTW, a four second pause halfway through the speech. 

If my math is correct, that’s a rate of 281 words per minute. According to Wiki, auctioneers speak at about 250 words per minute. Most of us read the speech at a slower rate than he delivered it. 

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chrisidk:

How well do you know these Disney Movies?

jeremyfuckingmckinnon:

hickies-n-hotpants:

Susie Q (1996)

Wish Upon A Star (1996)

Tower of Terror (1997)

Halloweentown (1998) 

My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)

Horse Sense (1999)

The Thirteenth Year (1999)

Smart House (1999)

Johnny Tsunami (1999)

Seventeen Again (2000)

The Other Me (2000)

Up, Up, and Away (2000)

Life Size (2000)

Model Behavior (2000)

The Color of Friendship (2000)

Rip Girls (2000)

Quints (2000)

Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)

Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)

Jumping Ship (2001)

Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)

The Luck of the Irish (2001)

Double Teamed (2002)

Cadet Kelly (2002)

Tru Confessions (2002)

Get a Clue (2002)

Gotta Kick It Up! (2002)

A Ring of Endless Nights (2002)

The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)

You Wish (2003)

Right On Track (2003)

The Cheetah Girls (2003)

Pixel Perfect (2004)

Zenon: Z3 (2004)

Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)

Tiger Cruise (2004)

Halloweentown High (2004)

Go Figure (2005)

AAHHHHH!!!

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I have been LOOKING for this post for SO LONG cause I wanted to watch Wish Upon a Star again! :D But I only have internet when I’m at Starbucks and I don’t really want to watch a movie here, so I’m attempting to load all 9 parts in different tabs so I can watch it when I get home. We’ll see how it goes.

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MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND JUST SO MAGICAL RIGHT NOW

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